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Dept. Of Unsafe At Any Speed: NASA Also Lost $94 Million — Possibly In Space, Probably Drunk - Wonkette

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Dept. Of We Sort Of Saw This Coming: BREAKING … CHENEY OFFICIALLY BECOMES PRESIDENT

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We are officially doomed. Tony Snow just announced that Dick Cheney is taking over as president, officially this time, as George W. Bush is being shipped off to “Camp David” to “have his ass checked out of…

Dept. Of Wardrobe Malfunctions: Bill and Hillary Clinton Have Never Felt Shame - Wonkette

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Here you go, America: These are your past and future presidents. While they are substantially richer and more powerful and, probably, smarter than you, nobody can accuse them of looking better than the average stupid…

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Dept. Of Lorena Bobbitt Will See You Now: A Disgusted Nation Begs Wendy Vitter Not To Chop Off Diaperman’s Dick

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Who will weep for David Vitter’s chopped-off penis? These people, apparently.

Anyway, Jesus told Diaperman it’s cool if he fucks hookers or hires prostitutes to make him wear adult diapers, and Mrs. Vitter is…

Ma Ma Where’s My Pa Dept.: Vitter’s Diaper-Clad Love Child Toddles Among Us

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Looks like Louisiana’s Greatest Whoremongering Senator David Vitter should’ve considered stronger protection than a diaper. Because according to one blog that we’ve never heard of and that names no sources…

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